Confessions of a MILF Hunter

I hooked up with my friend- we”ll call him Sly- a long time Taiwan foriegner and cassanova of sorts for this interview.What he says may shock you.
All names have been changed to protect all parties involved.

Ran: So Sly, how did you you start “MILF hunting”?

Sly: Actually, we found each other, not really hunting. I mostly just started noticing women in my classes, in their 30s to 40s, who were attractive, but seemed to be unhappy in a way. We started up conversations and it led from there.

Ran: So these women are all unhappy?

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Sly: Generally, yes. I have met very FEW taiwanese women who are in a happy marriage, for reasons stemming from cultural pressures, to the way their husbands treat them in general. They either have a distant, sort of nerdy money earner or an abusive, gambling husband. And they get abused by their “pouh pouh” or mother-in-law. She generally tells the wife what to do 24/7. Mother-in-laws here are pretty cruel. And the husbands listen to them. Needless to say, there are a lot of women here in need of an escape.

ran: And how do you provide that?

Sly: I just listen to them. I look at them and LISTEN. I’m sincere about it. While listening, I gradually up the body contact- patting the hand, rub the arm, brush her hair from her eyes. We connect.

Ran: What would you say to those who think you’re just preying on vulnerable women?

Sly: I’m not preying on anyone. I don’t consider them to be “scores”. I care about them. I think they’re so beautiful. I mean that. Many of them are absolutely beautiful, but their husband doesn’t see it. And he’d rather listen to his own mother than the to-die-for women he married. To me its a waste. And I hate to waste.

Ran: So you only pick the really hot ones?

Sly: I see beauty where a lot of people don’t. Some ladies are maybe not what society defines as “hot”. But to me they’re beautiful and absolutely sexy.

Ran: What about the emotion?

Sly: I love every one of them. I’m trying to be as sincere as I can in the emotional department. We really develop a deep friendship and it involves much more than sex. I’m not just running up a score card.

Ran: Tell me about a typical date, the type of woman, etc.

Sly: I recently was with a woman of about 50. She was still hot. But she constantly said “I’m getting old”. I told her” you’re still beautiful” and that’s all it took. We had a really nice kiss. To think that her husband NEVER says that to her is an indictment on this culture.

Ran: So how many women have you been involved with?

Sly: I lost count, maybe 50.

Ran: You’re involved with them now?

Sly: No, most of the time we moved on with our lives. we always part as close friends.

Ran: I mean, how many women are you involved with at any given time?

Sly: maybe 3 deeply, meaning we are sexual, or about 10 meaning, we aren’t at that stage…..yet.

Ran: so how do you see yourself, especially in a few years?

Sly: I’d like to settle down. I can’t keep this up forever, though I would like to do this forever. like I said, it’s not just the sex. I feel like i’m helping somebody in some way. I’ve learned so much from them: culture, way of thinking. They’ve done so much for me and given me, much more than I could ever repay.
Just yesterday i told one of my girls ” I wish i could do more for for than just listen” and i meant it. She said ” it’s enough.”
I felt sorry for her, because I know what she’s going home to. And that situation isn’t going to change anytime soon.

Ran: Sly, thanks for your openess today.

Sly: Thanks for having me.

About the Author

Ran the Man is a musician,martial artist, language teacher, and defrocked renegade missionary (really). He has spoken Mandarin for over 20 years and been in Taiwan for over 10. He can be found occasionally in some God-forsaken dives in central Taiwan, where he drinks Coke and rum. See more of Ran's musings at his blog - The Truth About Taiwan

6 Responses to “ Confessions of a MILF Hunter ”

  1. creepers

  2. You’re a womanizer, prey on weak woman, and I honestly believe you have no moral sense. Not only are you most likely passing STDs to everyone in Taiwan. But you’re extremely selfish and try to collect woman like trophies. You rationalize that you’re being a hero to these woman but you’re not. Change your ways. You try to escape the problems of your own country, and then you bring and create problems in others’ countries.

  3. Let’s hope one day there will not be any westerner anymore in Asia!

  4. Let’s hope one day there will not be any westerner anymore in Asia!

  5. What a bunch of hypocritical comments.

    This is how the world works. It’s people like you naysayers who create the kind of environment that women find themselves in — lonely, uncared for.

    “Weak women?” Common. 50 years of feminism and you’re blaming a man who happens to pay attention to them, unlike their husbands and boyfriends. It’s you hypocritical religious and moral types who victimize women with your moral codes of conduct. And, you’re always looking to blame everyone and anyone for why people don’t play by YOUR rules.

    List up folks. You don’t have to go to Asia to find this phenomena. It’s actually more prevalent in America — where hypocrisy reigns. Middle age women here are desperate for attention from men. Their husbands and boyfriends, by in large, have checked out, often times because they’re expected to provide so much materialistically, which is another symptom of our degenerate culture. Society creates the problem of material expectations. Women and men buy into it and suffer the consequences of wanting more out of life. So they turn to guy or girl who will listen to them intimately, and then give them intimacy.

    The more rules, the more hypocrisy! And America is top of the list when it comes to rules.

    So quit your whining and accept reality. Or, just keep denying the truth and reality of how the world really works.

  6. Hooking up with older married women is like shooting fish in a barrel. This ain’t rocket science…actually listening to what she says, complement her (nice shoes, dress, hair, etc.) and tell her you think she is pretty….at this point, she will let you know if your gonna get something.

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